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- Three people.

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One slice.

3
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Classic scenario.

4
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What to do, what to do?

5
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I mean, nobody wants
to be the one

6
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to take the last slice...

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[Chewing]

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- What?

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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com

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Another WEB-DL sync and
correction by jasonnguyen2606

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Season 1 Episode 25
"The Muh-Muh-Muh-Murder"

12
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- I hope you saved room...

13
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for the bill!

14
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[Laughs]

15
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- Let me get yours, Porky.

16
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I still feel bad about
you losing your job.

17
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- Oh, no, it's OK.

18
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I got a new job.

19
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I'm doing catering.

20
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- Catering?

21
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Nobody wants a pig
handling their food.

22
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Besides, isn't that a
lot of temptation?

23
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I mean, your name's not
"Health and Fitness Pig".

24
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It's Porky Pig!

25
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Am I right?

26
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[Laughs]

27
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- Couldn't you at least pretend
to reach for your wallet?

28
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- I don't have a wallet.

29
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Besides, I shouldn't
have to pay.

30
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It's my birthday.

31
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- Your birthday's not
until next week.

32
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- Oh-ho, we're well within
the birthday zone.

33
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[Cell phone rings]

34
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- It's Lola.

35
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Hey!

36
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, slow down.

37
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Lola, calm down.

38
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Lola, stop.

39
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I can't understand you.

40
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Where are you?
Where are you?

41
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OK, I'm coming.

42
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- Oh, dear.

43
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Poor Lola.

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- Don't feel bad for her.

45
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You're the one who got
stuck with the bill.

46
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Am I right?

47
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You guys are too sensitive.

48
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Original Air Date:
January 31, 2012 on Cartoon Network

49
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[Laughter]

50
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- Oh, hey, Bugs,
what are you doing here?

51
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- You called me.

52
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You were hysterical!

53
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- Oh, right.

54
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- It's a simple fracture.

55
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She'll have the cast off
in about six weeks.

56
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- How did it happen?

57
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- It's crazy.
I was out buying cupcakes

58
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when I noticed a baby stuck
on top of a building.

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I knew I had to save that baby,

60
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so I finished my cupcake

61
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and shimmied up the drain pipe,

62
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when suddenly, the drain pipe

63
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starting coming lose
from the building!

64
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- And you fell and broke your leg?

65
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- No.

66
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I let go of the drain pipe

67
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just in time and grabbed
hold of the telephone wire.

68
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So there I was,

69
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hanging from the wire.

70
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I started swinging
myself back and forth

71
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until finally I flung
myself as high as I could

72
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hoping I would make
it to the roof,

73
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but I didn't make
it to the roof.

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I was totally out of control
and I went crashing through

75
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a giant plate-glassed window!

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- And that's when you broke your leg?

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- No.

78
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I landed flat on my back in the
middle of some girl's apartment.

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She was super sweet.

80
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We're totally having
lunch next week.

81
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Anyway, I found my
way to the elevator,

82
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but it was out of service,

83
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so I had to pry open the doors

84
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and throw myself into
the elevator shaft.

85
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- You fell down an elevator shaft?

86
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- Will you please just listen?

87
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I caught the elevator cables,

88
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I pulled myself
up hand over hand

89
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until I finally reached the top,

90
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where I kicked the grate
open with my feet

91
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and catapulted myself
onto the roof.

92
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But right before I
could grab the baby,

93
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it turned, and I realized

94
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it wasn't a baby,

95
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it was a crow!

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[Cawing]

97
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And it attacked me.

98
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- What?

99
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I tried to fend it off,

100
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but he was one of those angry crows, and
no matter what I did, he kept attacking.

101
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He wouldn't stop.

102
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And just kept attacking

103
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and attacking until
finally I lost my balance

104
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and fell 15 stories.

105
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- And that's when you broke your leg.

106
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- No, I landed on an inflatable
gorilla in front of a car dealership.

107
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- So how did you break your leg?

108
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- Oh, I was here for a check-up,

109
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and I slipped getting
up on this table.

110
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It's really high.

111
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You should try it.

112
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No, wait, don't.

113
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You'll break your leg.

114
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Like me!

115
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- She's a keeper.

116
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- What are we doing here?

117
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- I'm dropping you off.

118
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- Bugs isn't here.

119
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How am I supposed to get inside?

120
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- Use your keys.

121
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- I don't have keys.

122
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So you don't have a wallet or keys?

123
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- Porky, I'm a spiritual being.

124
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I'm not interested in
material possessions.

125
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Ooh, can I have these?

126
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Just take me to your house.

127
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- Um, uh, can't I drop
you off at Tina's?

128
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- Tina's at work.

129
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Why don't you want to
take me to your house?

130
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- Oh, no, it's just...

131
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- It's just what?

132
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- Oh, nothing, I'm...

133
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- You're what?

134
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What are you up to?

135
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What are you hiding?

136
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- Nothing.

137
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[Opens glove compartment]

138
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- Aha!

139
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You were hiding these.

140
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All I'm saying is,

141
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you need to be charming
to do catering.

142
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You're not charming.

143
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- Just go watch TV.

144
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I've got some cooking to do.

145
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- Ptthh, catering.

146
00:05:02,968 --> 00:05:05,972
You should get a job where you don't
have to interact with people.

147
00:05:06,013 --> 00:05:09,075
Maybe something with a computer where
people don't have to look at you.

148
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That would be good for you.

149
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'Cause you're a creepy recluse
who keeps to himself.

150
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[Turns on TV]

151
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- Breaking news in the case
of the suburban strangler.

152
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Until now, the police
have had little to go on,

153
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other than the assumption
that the killer is a creepy recluse

154
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who keeps to himself.

155
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- Huh, that's how I
just described Porky.

156
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- But now a witness
has come forward,

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giving police a physical
description of the suspect.

158
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- The guy we're looking for is

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chubby, short and bald,

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with a pig-like nose.

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- Chubby, short and bald,

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with a pig-like nose?

163
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- If you see anyone matching
this description,

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call 911.

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[Chop]

166
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[Chop]

167
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[Chop]

168
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[Chop]

169
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Mother!

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[Thud]

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[Groaning]
[Clock ticking]

172
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What happened?

173
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Where am I?

174
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[Clock ticking]

175
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[Gasp]

176
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I'm in Porky's house.

177
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[Gasp]

178
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Porky's the suburban strangler!

179
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I've got to call 911!

180
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Ahh!

181
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I don't remember the
number for 911.

182
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Think.

183
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Think, man.

184
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I know.

185
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I'll call 411

186
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and ask them for the number for 911.

187
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Ahh!

188
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I don't know the number for 411.

189
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I'll call Bugs!

190
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He's filled with useless information
like emergency phone numbers.

191
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[Dialing]

192
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He cut the phone line!

193
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[Shrieks]
[Crash]

194
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Porky!

195
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You scared me.

196
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Not that you're scary.

197
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I just didn't expect you to be
standing there like a psychopath.

198
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Not that you're a psychopath!

199
00:07:01,294 --> 00:07:02,662
- Are you feeling better?

200
00:07:02,787 --> 00:07:04,047
- Mm-hmm. Much better.

201
00:07:04,048 --> 00:07:05,203
All better, in fact.

202
00:07:05,223 --> 00:07:06,828
I should probably
be getting home.

203
00:07:06,858 --> 00:07:08,568
I'm sure Bugs is back by now.

204
00:07:08,693 --> 00:07:09,927
- Oh, OK.

205
00:07:09,928 --> 00:07:11,138
I'll drive you.

206
00:07:11,304 --> 00:07:15,438
- Wait, they say never let your attacker
take you to a second location.

207
00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:16,309
- What?

208
00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:17,977
If you drive me to my house,

209
00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:19,855
you'd be taking me to
a second location.

210
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- So?

211
00:07:20,675 --> 00:07:22,203
- Nice try, chubby.

212
00:07:22,211 --> 00:07:24,084
But you're not taking me anywhere.

213
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You think I'm chubby?

214
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You're not just chubby.

215
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You're chubby, short and bald,

216
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with a pig-like nose.

217
00:07:31,991 --> 00:07:32,991
- Aah!

218
00:07:32,992 --> 00:07:35,211
How rude!

219
00:07:35,369 --> 00:07:38,232
- Awfully sensitive for
a wanted killer.

220
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- Thanks for getting all my stuff.

221
00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:42,502
I really feel like I'm at home.

222
00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:44,389
[Squeak]

223
00:07:44,616 --> 00:07:47,167
- Remind me again why
you're not at home?

224
00:07:47,191 --> 00:07:50,449
- [Scoffs] Because you're taking
care of me and you live here.

225
00:07:50,450 --> 00:07:51,803
See? I'm doing you a favor.

226
00:07:51,882 --> 00:07:53,283
- Gee, thanks.

227
00:07:53,310 --> 00:07:55,053
- You won't even know I'm here.

228
00:07:55,506 --> 00:07:57,684
Oh, Bugs?

229
00:07:57,850 --> 00:07:59,179
- Yes?

230
00:07:59,195 --> 00:08:00,906
- I'm kind of thirsty.

231
00:08:01,079 --> 00:08:04,316
Do you mind getting
me a glass of milk?

232
00:08:04,482 --> 00:08:05,615
- Milk.

233
00:08:05,616 --> 00:08:07,685
- Oh, no, wait. I'm allergic to milk.

234
00:08:07,708 --> 00:08:09,029
How about a soda?

235
00:08:09,069 --> 00:08:09,913
Diet soda, though.

236
00:08:09,914 --> 00:08:11,334
Oh, no, wait, regular soda.

237
00:08:11,350 --> 00:08:12,365
I need the calories.

238
00:08:12,862 --> 00:08:13,823
You know what, sorry.

239
00:08:13,824 --> 00:08:15,368
Soda's bad for you.

240
00:08:15,432 --> 00:08:16,634
How about an orange juice?

241
00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,563
No, wait, apple juice.

242
00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:20,047
No, orange juice.

243
00:08:20,096 --> 00:08:21,087
No! Apple juice.

244
00:08:21,103 --> 00:08:21,954
You know what?

245
00:08:21,966 --> 00:08:24,210
Just give me the milk and
we'll see what happens.

246
00:08:24,335 --> 00:08:25,132
- What's that?

247
00:08:25,133 --> 00:08:25,778
- Water.

248
00:08:25,913 --> 00:08:26,765
- Oh!

249
00:08:26,766 --> 00:08:27,914
It's just what I wanted.

250
00:08:28,039 --> 00:08:30,183
[Gulping]

251
00:08:30,308 --> 00:08:31,659
Ahh.

252
00:08:32,504 --> 00:08:33,470
I got to pee.

253
00:08:36,614 --> 00:08:38,949
[Groans]

254
00:08:40,226 --> 00:08:43,263
- When do you get your cast off again?

255
00:08:43,388 --> 00:08:44,895
- Only six weeks.

256
00:08:45,623 --> 00:08:47,901
[Groaning]

257
00:08:48,026 --> 00:08:50,070
[Crickets chirping]

258
00:09:10,381 --> 00:09:12,678
- Canopy bed,

259
00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:14,638
embroidered pillows,

260
00:09:14,677 --> 00:09:16,263
lace curtains?

261
00:09:16,429 --> 00:09:19,203
This is either the bedroom
of an 80 year old woman

262
00:09:19,223 --> 00:09:21,268
or a deranged killer.

263
00:09:24,079 --> 00:09:26,773
No knives, no guns,
no body parts.

264
00:09:26,939 --> 00:09:28,884
[Gasps]

265
00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:30,634
Great day in the morning!

266
00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:33,113
How many sunglasses
does one pig need?

267
00:09:33,150 --> 00:09:36,741
Is it possible that Porky's
not the suburban strangler?

268
00:09:36,907 --> 00:09:40,344
Could it be that he just happens
to be chubby, short and bald,

269
00:09:40,367 --> 00:09:42,736
and I'm jumping to an
outlandish conclusion

270
00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,125
because I'm a paranoid,

271
00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:45,938
hateful fear mongerer?

272
00:09:48,878 --> 00:09:50,958
No, that's the face of a killer.

273
00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:52,549
[Door opens and creaks]

274
00:10:05,829 --> 00:10:07,530
[Dialing]

275
00:10:07,548 --> 00:10:09,399
[Line ringing]
- It's me.

276
00:10:09,431 --> 00:10:10,939
It has to be tonight.

277
00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:12,352
I think he's on to me.

278
00:10:12,477 --> 00:10:15,124
Come pick up Daffy when
I'm done with him.

279
00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:17,186
He'll be in the garage.

280
00:10:17,187 --> 00:10:19,147
In the freezer.

281
00:10:19,171 --> 00:10:20,951
[Hangs up]

282
00:10:22,912 --> 00:10:25,589
What is all this?

283
00:10:31,217 --> 00:10:32,553
- I've got to get out of here!

284
00:10:33,297 --> 00:10:34,591
[Shrieking]

285
00:10:36,012 --> 00:10:37,348
He's locked me in!

286
00:10:37,349 --> 00:10:40,653
[Grunting]

287
00:10:40,684 --> 00:10:42,348
- Where are you going?

288
00:10:43,465 --> 00:10:44,723
- Oh! Uh, nowhere.

289
00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:46,610
I was just getting
a little hungry.

290
00:10:46,630 --> 00:10:47,865
- Let me make you something.

291
00:10:47,866 --> 00:10:48,927
How about a sandwich?

292
00:10:48,946 --> 00:10:50,223
- Oh, why, thank you.

293
00:10:50,348 --> 00:10:52,749
I would love a sandwich.

294
00:10:58,753 --> 00:11:00,116
- He's toying with me.

295
00:11:00,282 --> 00:11:02,826
He's going to chop me up
into a million pieces.

296
00:11:03,119 --> 00:11:04,221
He's going to cook me!

297
00:11:04,222 --> 00:11:05,571
He's going to wear me!

298
00:11:05,696 --> 00:11:07,084
Wait a minute.

299
00:11:07,085 --> 00:11:08,295
Calm down.

300
00:11:08,326 --> 00:11:10,920
This is Porky you're talking about!

301
00:11:10,966 --> 00:11:12,569
You've known him
your whole life.

302
00:11:13,014 --> 00:11:14,632
He wouldn't hurt a fly.

303
00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:17,169
He's a sweetheart!

304
00:11:17,239 --> 00:11:18,490
Oh, no.

305
00:11:18,491 --> 00:11:20,353
I've got Stockholm syndrome.

306
00:11:20,478 --> 00:11:22,639
I've fallen in love
with my captor!

307
00:11:22,805 --> 00:11:25,058
- It's chopped liver.

308
00:11:25,183 --> 00:11:26,476
- Whose?!

309
00:11:26,517 --> 00:11:28,019
- What?

310
00:11:32,087 --> 00:11:33,165
[Chuckles]

311
00:11:33,189 --> 00:11:34,432
- You know what?

312
00:11:34,455 --> 00:11:37,333
I just realized I'm not hungry.

313
00:11:37,662 --> 00:11:39,823
[Clanging]

314
00:11:39,989 --> 00:11:42,114
I think I should lie back down.

315
00:11:46,137 --> 00:11:48,371
[Clanging]

316
00:11:48,803 --> 00:11:49,959
[Vase break]

317
00:11:49,999 --> 00:11:52,002
Sorry!

318
00:11:52,168 --> 00:11:54,978
[Door closes]

319
00:12:08,976 --> 00:12:10,603
- What are you doing?

320
00:12:10,776 --> 00:12:11,508
- Oh!

321
00:12:11,509 --> 00:12:12,861
Is this not the bathroom?

322
00:12:12,893 --> 00:12:14,010
My mistake.

323
00:12:14,011 --> 00:12:15,607
I thought this was the bathroom.

324
00:12:15,774 --> 00:12:18,266
- Do not go in there.

325
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,613
- I wouldn't dream of it.

326
00:12:21,146 --> 00:12:22,948
If you'll excuse me,

327
00:12:22,994 --> 00:12:25,072
I have some business
to attend to.

328
00:12:27,905 --> 00:12:30,808
- "I have some business to attend to."

329
00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:33,415
That's what a killer says
right before he kills!

330
00:12:33,424 --> 00:12:34,261
Or is it,

331
00:12:34,262 --> 00:12:35,268
"get in the van."

332
00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,608
No, it's "I have some business to attend to."

333
00:12:37,649 --> 00:12:40,610
[Clanging, sharpening]

334
00:12:44,094 --> 00:12:48,359
[Stairs creaking]

335
00:12:49,322 --> 00:12:50,549
[Chop]

336
00:12:58,053 --> 00:12:59,555
[Gasping]

337
00:13:01,236 --> 00:13:03,388
That poor woman!

338
00:13:03,513 --> 00:13:05,491
Well, at least it's over.

339
00:13:05,616 --> 00:13:09,120
[Chainsawing]

340
00:13:09,286 --> 00:13:11,396
- [Screaming]

341
00:13:11,521 --> 00:13:13,165
- Daffy?

342
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,662
[Whooshes]

343
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,955
- [Gasping]

344
00:13:23,956 --> 00:13:25,428
Can I help you?

345
00:13:25,594 --> 00:13:27,930
I thought I heard
you downstairs.

346
00:13:28,096 --> 00:13:29,818
- Nope.

347
00:13:29,819 --> 00:13:31,130
Been here the whole time.

348
00:13:31,153 --> 00:13:33,109
Just reading the paper.

349
00:13:38,488 --> 00:13:40,443
Yesterday's news!

350
00:13:40,609 --> 00:13:42,612
- Can I bring you some tea.

351
00:13:42,786 --> 00:13:43,707
- [Chuckles]

352
00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:45,863
That sounds lovely.

353
00:14:09,846 --> 00:14:11,190
What could be in here?

354
00:14:11,315 --> 00:14:12,576
Bodies,

355
00:14:12,577 --> 00:14:13,833
torture machines?

356
00:14:13,873 --> 00:14:15,443
Why do I want to go in there?

357
00:14:15,444 --> 00:14:18,686
Because I was told not to and I
have a problem with authority.

358
00:14:19,683 --> 00:14:22,597
[Door open and creaking]

359
00:14:22,692 --> 00:14:24,436
[Gasping]

360
00:14:24,561 --> 00:14:25,842
- Hey, Lola.

361
00:14:25,843 --> 00:14:27,782
I got your Chinese food.

362
00:14:27,948 --> 00:14:29,367
Lola?

363
00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:30,771
Lola!

364
00:14:30,772 --> 00:14:31,754
- Coming.

365
00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:34,840
[Beep]
[Whirring]

366
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,496
- What is that?

367
00:14:36,497 --> 00:14:37,950
- It's a stair lift.

368
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:40,491
I felt so bad that you were
having to carry me up and down,

369
00:14:40,514 --> 00:14:42,373
so I had one installed
while you were gone.

370
00:14:42,404 --> 00:14:43,776
It's top of the line,

371
00:14:43,777 --> 00:14:45,841
that's why it's so quiet.

372
00:14:46,007 --> 00:14:47,526
Almost there.

373
00:14:47,651 --> 00:14:49,027
Here I come.

374
00:14:49,152 --> 00:14:52,731
Just a few... More... Steps.

375
00:14:52,856 --> 00:14:54,399
Oooh.

376
00:14:54,524 --> 00:14:57,236
And...

377
00:14:57,361 --> 00:14:59,404
Almost there.

378
00:14:59,529 --> 00:15:02,207
OK. Here I come.

379
00:15:02,924 --> 00:15:04,734
[Beep]
There!

380
00:15:04,798 --> 00:15:05,986
What's that?

381
00:15:06,027 --> 00:15:07,850
- Your Chinese food.

382
00:15:07,946 --> 00:15:09,249
- That's not Chinese food.

383
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,024
Chinese food's flat and round

384
00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:12,391
with cheese and tomato sauce

385
00:15:12,392 --> 00:15:13,719
and bunch of different toppings.

386
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:14,978
- That's called pizza.

387
00:15:14,979 --> 00:15:18,120
- Well, I don't know. I don't
speak Chinese. [Chuckles]

388
00:15:18,121 --> 00:15:19,250
Thanks!

389
00:15:19,283 --> 00:15:20,459
[Door opens and closes]

390
00:15:20,541 --> 00:15:22,728
Oh, I think I have to pee again.

391
00:15:22,853 --> 00:15:23,996
[Beep]
[Whirring]

392
00:15:24,121 --> 00:15:25,090
There we go.

393
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,769
Now we're really moving.

394
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,011
There we go.

395
00:15:28,012 --> 00:15:29,128
All right, come on.

396
00:15:29,151 --> 00:15:30,003
Here we go.

397
00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:32,555
[Whistling]

398
00:15:40,478 --> 00:15:42,505
[Humming]

399
00:15:55,744 --> 00:15:57,219
[Gasping]

400
00:15:57,495 --> 00:16:00,089
[Humming]

401
00:16:06,368 --> 00:16:08,012
- What are you doing in here?!

402
00:16:08,071 --> 00:16:09,493
- [Shrieks]

403
00:16:09,494 --> 00:16:11,353
I know what you're up to!

404
00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:14,889
Then you leave me no choice.

405
00:16:18,308 --> 00:16:19,292
- Make it fast.

406
00:16:19,293 --> 00:16:20,839
I don't deserve to suffer!

407
00:16:20,871 --> 00:16:22,332
I mean, I probably do,

408
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:23,527
but I don't want to!

409
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,329
- Happy Birthday.

410
00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:29,218
- Say what?

411
00:16:31,899 --> 00:16:34,043
- I know it's early, but

412
00:16:34,063 --> 00:16:36,172
you said you knew my secret, so

413
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:37,357
I hope you like it.

414
00:16:37,492 --> 00:16:40,581
- A collage made out of
assorted photos of me?

415
00:16:40,747 --> 00:16:44,013
What on earth would possess you
to make something this creepy?

416
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:48,464
- Uh, because that's what you specifically
told me you wanted for your birthday.

417
00:16:48,527 --> 00:16:50,377
You sent me the photos.

418
00:16:50,408 --> 00:16:52,927
- So you don't
want to murder me?

419
00:16:53,093 --> 00:16:54,713
- Why would I want
to murder you?

420
00:16:54,728 --> 00:16:55,401
[Gasps]

421
00:16:55,402 --> 00:16:57,432
Only a murderer would
ask that question!

422
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:03,445
[Shrieking and srceaming]

423
00:17:06,699 --> 00:17:08,741
[Stammering] Whoa!

424
00:17:08,757 --> 00:17:11,552
[Thud] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

425
00:17:20,662 --> 00:17:22,289
- Eh.
- Ohh!

426
00:17:22,455 --> 00:17:25,083
- Speedy...
- Speedy?

427
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,309
What did you do to Speedy?

428
00:17:30,255 --> 00:17:33,392
Look who's got a wallet
and keys now, chubby!

429
00:17:33,743 --> 00:17:35,043
[Groaning]

430
00:17:35,093 --> 00:17:37,820
[Engine stalling]

431
00:17:38,096 --> 00:17:40,656
[Groaning]

432
00:17:43,268 --> 00:17:45,670
[Screaming]

433
00:17:45,937 --> 00:17:47,982
[Tires squealing]

434
00:17:56,990 --> 00:17:59,702
[Both screaming]

435
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,850
- Six weeks.

436
00:18:06,935 --> 00:18:08,427
[Daffy and Porky screaming]

437
00:18:08,464 --> 00:18:10,986
That's a good way
to kill somebody!

438
00:18:11,296 --> 00:18:13,716
- Whoa!
- Aah!

439
00:18:20,305 --> 00:18:22,198
[Groaning]

440
00:18:22,474 --> 00:18:24,268
[Groaning]

441
00:18:26,478 --> 00:18:28,147
- In your face!

442
00:18:32,242 --> 00:18:34,210
[Porky screaming]

443
00:18:34,569 --> 00:18:35,778
[Thud]

444
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:37,923
[Car hissing]

445
00:18:38,048 --> 00:18:40,449
Ohh!

446
00:18:43,244 --> 00:18:45,621
[Groaning]

447
00:18:51,461 --> 00:18:52,727
- Oh, no!

448
00:18:52,728 --> 00:18:53,679
I'm too late!

449
00:18:53,713 --> 00:18:54,773
[Bell dings]

450
00:18:54,898 --> 00:18:56,899
Speedy!

451
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,636
[Gasps]

452
00:18:58,802 --> 00:19:00,971
- Surprise!

453
00:19:03,953 --> 00:19:07,055
- Aww, I missed it!

454
00:19:07,307 --> 00:19:09,279
- Happy early birthday, Daffy!

455
00:19:09,346 --> 00:19:12,126
Piggy was planning to throw
this on your actual birthday,

456
00:19:12,149 --> 00:19:14,212
but he called and said
we'd have to do it tonight

457
00:19:14,235 --> 00:19:16,431
because you were getting suspicious.

458
00:19:16,431 --> 00:19:18,951
You're lucky to have such a nice friend.

459
00:19:19,005 --> 00:19:20,850
- Nice friend?

460
00:19:20,888 --> 00:19:23,177
Or the suburban strangler!

461
00:19:23,193 --> 00:19:24,763
- [All gasping]
- The strangler?

462
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:25,927
Que que?

463
00:19:25,950 --> 00:19:28,159
- I'm not the suburban strangler!

464
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,646
- He trapped me in his home!

465
00:19:29,677 --> 00:19:31,877
He locked the door so
I couldn't escape!

466
00:19:31,924 --> 00:19:32,940
- What?!

467
00:19:32,941 --> 00:19:34,361
The door wasn't locked.

468
00:19:34,431 --> 00:19:35,790
Well, then, how come

469
00:19:35,798 --> 00:19:38,583
I couldn't just
open it, like this?

470
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:43,097
[Grunting]

471
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,090
- No. Just pull it, man.

472
00:19:45,091 --> 00:19:46,583
It's not that heavy.

473
00:19:46,598 --> 00:19:48,884
Kids use it all the
time, little kids!

474
00:19:49,185 --> 00:19:51,859
[Groaning]

475
00:19:51,883 --> 00:19:53,055
[Exhales]

476
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,088
- It doesn't matter.

477
00:19:55,089 --> 00:19:56,549
What does matter

478
00:19:56,573 --> 00:19:58,628
is that you cut the phone line

479
00:19:58,629 --> 00:20:00,356
so I couldn't call for help!

480
00:20:00,372 --> 00:20:02,644
- Are you talking about the
phone in the guest room?

481
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:03,763
It's an antique!

482
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:06,013
It's just for decoration.

483
00:20:06,267 --> 00:20:08,907
- Then how do you explain
the blood on your hands?

484
00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:10,387
- This is paint.

485
00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:12,472
For the banner I
made for your party.

486
00:20:15,076 --> 00:20:18,989
You may have all
these people fooled,

487
00:20:19,015 --> 00:20:22,666
but I saw you murder a woman!

488
00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:23,925
- What?!

489
00:20:23,941 --> 00:20:26,475
- With a chainsaw!

490
00:20:26,556 --> 00:20:28,875
That was an ice sculpture.

491
00:20:28,889 --> 00:20:30,141
Of you!

492
00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:36,248
- [Bell dings]
- What's going on?

493
00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:38,515
Daffy's surprise party.

494
00:20:38,523 --> 00:20:40,563
I thought that was
supposed to be next week.

495
00:20:40,577 --> 00:20:42,227
[Sighs]

496
00:20:42,238 --> 00:20:45,126
- We interrupt this program
with a special alert.

497
00:20:45,157 --> 00:20:47,743
The suburban strangler
has been captured.

498
00:20:53,055 --> 00:20:55,499
- You got to admit, there's
a strong resemblance.

499
00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:57,167
Am I right?!

500
00:21:01,603 --> 00:21:04,147
- If anyone's going to
murder you, it's me.

501
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,513
- What's that thing?

502
00:21:07,305 --> 00:21:09,164
- Don't worry, I'm getting rid of it.

503
00:21:11,399 --> 00:21:12,904
I got your pizza.

504
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,667
What is this?

505
00:21:14,683 --> 00:21:17,308
- I didn't know when you'd be
back, so I ordered Chinese food.

506
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,016
You want some?

507
00:21:18,141 --> 00:21:20,411
Mmm. Mmm!

508
00:21:20,504 --> 00:21:22,477
You can really taste
the kung pao.

509
00:21:22,478 --> 00:21:23,728
It is strong.

510
00:21:23,751 --> 00:21:25,368
Mmm. Mmm.

511
00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:26,181
- Oh, no.

512
00:21:26,182 --> 00:21:27,683
You're not getting rid of this.

513
00:21:27,992 --> 00:21:30,061
I'm never walking upstairs again.

514
00:21:30,186 --> 00:21:32,521
[Beep]
[Whirring]

515
00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:37,940
Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com

516
00:21:39,444 --> 00:21:43,967
This is the final WEB-DL
Synchronize and correction

517
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:47,136
Special thanks to jasonnguyen2606

518
00:21:47,137 --> 00:21:49,902
who did all those lately WEB-DL
sync for The Looney Tunes Show

519
00:22:04,471 --> 00:22:05,971
[WB shield open]

520
00:22:08,012 --> 00:22:10,001
- I still think
Porky's a murderer